Speeding ticket

[cosglo]

Hope this brings a simile to the rebel group.
Greg Gordon Elite 724


Top this for a speeding ticket...
Two Hunter traffic patrol officers from Newcastle LAC (Local Area
Command) were involved in an unusual incident while checking for
speeding motorists on the F3 Freeway. One of the officers used a
hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over
the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at
over 800Kph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were
not able to reset it.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had
in fact latched on to a Williamtown FA-18 fighter jet which was engaged
in a low-flying exercise over Wyong, approaching from the ocean.
Back at police headquarters the Local Area Commander fired off a stiff
complaint to the RAAF Liaison officer at Williamtown.
Back came the reply in true laconic RAAF style:
'Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on
this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer
in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked
onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming
signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the
fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.
Fortunately the pilot flying the Hornet recognised the situation for
what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and
was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was
launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.
Thank you for your enquiry.



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[cosglo]

Hope this brings a simile to the rebel group.
Greg Gordon Elite 724


Top this for a speeding ticket...
Two Hunter traffic patrol officers from Newcastle LAC (Local Area
Command) were involved in an unusual incident while checking for
speeding motorists on the F3 Freeway. One of the officers used a
hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over
the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at
over 800Kph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were
not able to reset it.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had
in fact latched on to a Williamtown FA-18 fighter jet which was engaged
in a low-flying exercise over Wyong, approaching from the ocean.
Back at police headquarters the Local Area Commander fired off a stiff
complaint to the RAAF Liaison officer at Williamtown.
Back came the reply in true laconic RAAF style:
'Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on
this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer
in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked
onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming
signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the
fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.
Fortunately the pilot flying the Hornet recognised the situation for
what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and
was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was
launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.
Thank you for your enquiry.



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