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[Mike Davis]

PROPOSED FEDERAL AVIATION REGULATION ACT 1000.A No pilot or pilots, or
person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of
the pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try or make or make attempt to
try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the
herein mentioned Federal Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the
Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by the Administrator.
1000.B If the pilot, or group of associated pilots becomes aware of, or
realizes, or detects, or discovers or finds that he, or she, or they, are or
have been beginning to understand the Federal Aviation Regulations, they
must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the
Administrator. 1000.C Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of
impending comprehension, the Administrator will immediately rewrite the
Federal Aviation Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate any further
comprehension hazards. 1000.D The Administrator may, at his or her option,
require the offending pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial instruction in
Federal Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused
to be capable of understanding anything.





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