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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:06 pm
FAA NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULE MAKING (NPRM)
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1000.1A No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or
suggestion or supervision of the pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try
or make or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in
whole or in part of the herein mentioned Federal Aviation Regulations,
except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or
inspected by the Administrator.
1000.1B If the pilot, or group of associated pilots becomes aware of, or
realizes, or detects, or discovers or finds that he, or she, or they, are
or have been beginning to understand the Federal Aviation Regulations, they
must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.
1000.1C Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of impending
comprehension, the Administrator will immediately rewrite the Federal
Aviation Regulations in such manner as to eliminate any further
comprehension hazards.
1000.1D The Administrator may, at his or her option, require the offending
pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial instruction in Federal Aviation
Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to be capable of
understanding anything.
Drew
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1000.1A No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or
suggestion or supervision of the pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try
or make or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in
whole or in part of the herein mentioned Federal Aviation Regulations,
except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or
inspected by the Administrator.
1000.1B If the pilot, or group of associated pilots becomes aware of, or
realizes, or detects, or discovers or finds that he, or she, or they, are
or have been beginning to understand the Federal Aviation Regulations, they
must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.
1000.1C Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of impending
comprehension, the Administrator will immediately rewrite the Federal
Aviation Regulations in such manner as to eliminate any further
comprehension hazards.
1000.1D The Administrator may, at his or her option, require the offending
pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial instruction in Federal Aviation
Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to be capable of
understanding anything.
Drew
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